Nanny Job in Calgary, Alberta

Seeking Lovely, Patient, Wise & Fun Nanny for 4 Charming Children: If you want this choice position Have a cheery disposition Rosy cheeks, no warts Play games, all sort You must be kind, you must be witty Very sweet and fairly pretty Take us on outings, give us treats Sing songs, bring sweets (Note: our parents prefer fresh fruit!) Never be cross or cruel Never give us castor oil or gruel Love us as a son and daughter And never smell of barley water If you won\'t scold and dominate us We will never give you cause to hate us We won\'t hide your spectacles so you can\'t see Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea Hurry, Nanny (We need you right away!!) Many thanks sincerely, ERG & C:) P.S. Our parents also require our nanny to have a DRIVERS\' LICENSE, ideally would like to join our family for a MINIMUM OF 2 YEARS (longer always welcome!), likes play, math, science and general exploration--teaching background superb! This position could be live-in or live-out, as perfered by our perfect candidate! MUST BE ABLE TO WORK IN CANADA, will pay between 13-16/hour with daily rate preferred. Resumes from qualifed candidates kindly accepted. Please include a contact telephone number.